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TO PROVE MY AWESOMENESS
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Tell us how you would react to each saying!
You're such a wuss.
- Oh yeah?! YOU'RE A BITCH.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Honey, do you even KNOW how stupid I am?
Your crush has a crush on me.
- ...You got 5 seconds to run bitch.
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math.
- BITCH PLEASE, I BE ASIAN BD
Hurry up would you?
- I'm coming right now!
You're so snobbish.
- Are you British? Who really says that?
Wanna settle this outside?
- Bitch, I box -_- You REALLY wanna go there? Fine, but you're gonna die.
You afraid of me?
- Bitch, I'm not afraid of ANYONE.
He/she loves me more!
- THERE IT GOES! THE LAST FUCK I GIVE!
You have bad grades.
- Yes, and that's a chair, and that's a desk, and that's your mom fucking the science teacher of your extra credit!
What if your crush told you... I have a crush on you.
- Then I would say hell yeah bitch, let's go out
I don't love you.
- NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!
I think I love you already.
- Sorry bro, but you ain't the one for me *puts on cool shades*
Can I copy your answers?
- You'll fail, just warning you!
I think I have a crush on your friend.
-
I want to play a game.
Can I sit next to you?
- Sure, why the fuck not?
Would you like to dance with me?
- Why the fuck not?
I think you have a crush on me.
- BITCH. PLEASE.
You have a cute smile
- Nuh uh! *hides face*
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I'm awesome like that.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark.
- Honey, I be home immediately after school
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school.
- Kailee and Abbie have all A's and Sophie has all S's
Go to bed early.
- Going to bed at 8 isn't good enough for you, huh mom?
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants.
- *does it and puts pot in the brownies*
Study hard, okay?
- AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU SO FUNNY
When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money.
- DID YOU HAVE 2 PESOS TO RUB TOGETHER?! I THINK NOT!
Why can't you be more like him?
- Because I'm a chick and no one's like me
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- BITCH PLEASE. YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
You're such a wuss.
- Oh yeah?! YOU'RE A BITCH.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Honey, do you even KNOW how stupid I am?
Your crush has a crush on me.
- ...You got 5 seconds to run bitch.
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math.
- BITCH PLEASE, I BE ASIAN BD
Hurry up would you?
- I'm coming right now!
You're so snobbish.
- Are you British? Who really says that?
Wanna settle this outside?
- Bitch, I box -_- You REALLY wanna go there? Fine, but you're gonna die.
You afraid of me?
- Bitch, I'm not afraid of ANYONE.
He/she loves me more!
- THERE IT GOES! THE LAST FUCK I GIVE!
You have bad grades.
- Yes, and that's a chair, and that's a desk, and that's your mom fucking the science teacher of your extra credit!
What if your crush told you... I have a crush on you.
- Then I would say hell yeah bitch, let's go out
I don't love you.
- NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!
I think I love you already.
- Sorry bro, but you ain't the one for me *puts on cool shades*
Can I copy your answers?
- You'll fail, just warning you!
I think I have a crush on your friend.
-
I want to play a game.Can I sit next to you?
- Sure, why the fuck not?
Would you like to dance with me?
- Why the fuck not?
I think you have a crush on me.
- BITCH. PLEASE.
You have a cute smile
- Nuh uh! *hides face*
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I'm awesome like that.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark.
- Honey, I be home immediately after school
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school.
- Kailee and Abbie have all A's and Sophie has all S's
Go to bed early.
- Going to bed at 8 isn't good enough for you, huh mom?
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants.
- *does it and puts pot in the brownies*
Study hard, okay?
- AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU SO FUNNY
When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money.
- DID YOU HAVE 2 PESOS TO RUB TOGETHER?! I THINK NOT!
Why can't you be more like him?
- Because I'm a chick and no one's like me
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- BITCH PLEASE. YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
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Guess what?
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I'm back bitches
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents mr./ mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/ MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: will help you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: will jump on top of you.
FAKE FRIENDS: say "love ya" jokingly.
REAL FRIENDS: say "I love you" and they mean it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit with you after a breakup and say "I'm sorry"
REAL FRIENDS: Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
FAKE FRIENDS: will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: will steal this.
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Dear People that I Watch
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I love you.
...
...
That is all...
But please, it wouldn't hurt for you guys to talk to me!
Only a couple of people really talke to me on here. 
and a couple of others out of 50-something. Okay, you can ignore my rant now.
...
...
That is all...
But please, it wouldn't hurt for you guys to talk to me!
Only a couple of people really talke to me on here. and a couple of others out of 50-something. Okay, you can ignore my rant now.
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lol wut
7 min read
Stolen from MarkerCap
Pick 10 random characters.
1. L (Death Note)
2. Light (Death Note)
3. Japan (Hetalia)
4. Romano (Hetalia)
5. Soul (Soul Eater)
6. Gaara (Naruto)
7. America (Hetalia)
8. Naruto (What do you think? -_-)
9. Russia (Hetalia)
10. Sasuke (Naruto)
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: *steals chocolate*
L: *finds out* ...the percentage that Allie being Kira has raised from 5% to 99.98%
2 confesses his love to you.
Me: Light, wouldn't you be happy with Misa?
Light: *eye twitch*
Me: *shrugs and runs away with him to be eventually caught by L*
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Japan: *walking*
Me: *sees him* ...*hides in a bush*
Japan: *walks past me*
Me: *jumps out to hug him*
Japan: *ninja poofs*
Me: O_O Where the hell did he go?
5 saves your life.
Me: Soul, oh my god, you saved me! You're so cool! *love eyes*
Soul: Well, leaving you to die wouldn't be very cool *smirks*
Me: *fangasms*
6 is living in your house.
Gaara: ...where do I sleep?
Me: In my room. No further questions?
Gaara: ...
You find 7's mobile phone (cell phone).
Me: *reads Alfred's text messages*
Alfred: *comes in* Dude, what are you doing?!?!
Me: *tosses phone to him* Sexting with England? That is so un-gentlemanly of him! AND non-heroic of you!
Alfred: O//////O
You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up
Naruto: Come on man, let's go train! I want to beat Sasuke! *pumps fists*
Me: ...*pulls him in my bed* Sleep. Now. *sleeps*
Naruto: *rape face*
9 kidnaps you
Me: *tied to a chair*
Russia: *picks up lead pipe* kolkolkol~
*insert rape scene here*
You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
Me: ...you're in my seat.
Sasuke: So?
Me: *yells* ATTENTION FANGIRLS, SASUKE IS IN MY SEAT AND IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE!
1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Me: *crying my eyes out* L, I thought that you loved me me?!
Alfred: Dude, of course you love me! I'm the hero!
Romano: -_- *awkwardly pats my back*
2 and 9 are arguing.
Light: Of course I will reign over this world! I am righteous!
Russia: YHou will become with Russia, da?
Light: *writes in Death Note and waits 40 seconds*
Russia: *smiles* *Death Note explodes*
6 is molesting 3.
Gaara: *surrounds both in sand*
Naruto: It's not molestation if I like it! *smirks*
5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Me: *runs inside and looks around*
Soul: Help!
Sasuke: I don't need your help!
*both are trapped*
Me: ...*pulls out Soul and pushes him out of the building*
Soul:: *falls out the door just before the building explodes* NO! *slams fists on the ground* DAMMIT!
2 is invisible.
Light: *sneaks off to find out L's real name*
Me: ...Light, I odn't want to play Marco Polo with you anymore!
L: ...*points finger in Light's direction* Bang.
OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
Me: *clings to all 3*
*insert smut here*
3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
Japan: *balances bucket on doorway* America-san, herp me, prease?
Alfred: *knocks door open* DUDE, THIS CHIC'S GOT FRIED CHICKEN!
Japan: *bucket of water falls on his head* -_-
Me: What's up guys?
You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
Me: *sees* O_O
Romano: *punches Sasuke in the stomach* GET AWAY FROM ME, BASTARD!
Sasuke: Hmph, I thought that we had something for a moment there...*ninja poofs*
4 and 9 steal your boat.
Me: *presses button* *ejects Romano and Russia* *boat explodes*
While 5 and 7 rob your house.
America: *grabs my yaoi*
Soul: Hey America, what do you got there?
America: N-nothing! The hero doesn't have to tell you!
Soul: *sees the yaoi* ...that's not cool, man.
5 is robbing 2.
Soul: *grabs Death Note* *desk explodes*
Light: Just as planned.
You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Me: *glares at Sasuke* Let. Me. Go.
Sasuke: *cuts my cheek with a kunai knife* Not yet. *traces my cheek with the knife and licks at the blood*
Gaara: *comes in with sand and kicks Sasuke's ass*
1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.
L: *bites his thumb* ...there is a 71% chance that the girl may die.
Light: *yawns and stretches* L, it's just a movie. Relax. (*thinks* ...is this a trick? Does he think that I'm going to pull out the Death Note and write down the murderer's name? It's just a movie!)
Romano: *hides in a blanket* ...It's a fucking movie...The bastard isn't real...He's going to hell...It's a fucking movie...a cheesy, bloody, violent, movie...
You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
...*inserts foursome* *shot so hard* *takes it out and inserts a dramatic desert scene*
3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
Soul: *calls me*
Me: *answers* Hey. what's up.
Soul: Hey, can you help me with something?
Me: Sure, what is it?
Soul: ...Japan ran into Black Star...not cool.
Me: *facepalms* He's dead. Japan is dead.
1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
Me: Hey L, what's the chance of me posting this on youtube? *videotapes*
L: *awkwardly waves his arms* 85% chance, but if you're my friend, then you wouldn't post it!
America: No dude, let the hero show you how it's done! *rips off clothes and dances to Sexy and I Know It*
3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
Japan: *being his otaku self*
Soul: *finds pictures of SoulxMaka* *awkwardly buys one*
Russia: *takes pictures with fangirls*
Me: Wow, great costumes!
All 3: What costumes? O_O
You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
Me: ...are you guys going to rape me?
Everyone but me: It's not rape if you like it!
Me: ... LET'S DO THIS!
2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
Me: Wait, lemme get this straight, Light is in love with Soul who is in love with Naruto but Naruto is in love with Light. Light doesn't love Naruto back, Soul doesn't love Light back and Naruto doesn't love Soul back?
Soul: Dude, I'm not a homo.
Light: ...actually, I love L...
Naruto: *stalks Sakura, completely oblivious to everything*
Pick 10 random characters.
1. L (Death Note)
2. Light (Death Note)
3. Japan (Hetalia)
4. Romano (Hetalia)
5. Soul (Soul Eater)
6. Gaara (Naruto)
7. America (Hetalia)
8. Naruto (What do you think? -_-)
9. Russia (Hetalia)
10. Sasuke (Naruto)
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: *steals chocolate*
L: *finds out* ...the percentage that Allie being Kira has raised from 5% to 99.98%
2 confesses his love to you.
Me: Light, wouldn't you be happy with Misa?
Light: *eye twitch*
Me: *shrugs and runs away with him to be eventually caught by L*
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Japan: *walking*
Me: *sees him* ...*hides in a bush*
Japan: *walks past me*
Me: *jumps out to hug him*
Japan: *ninja poofs*
Me: O_O Where the hell did he go?
5 saves your life.
Me: Soul, oh my god, you saved me! You're so cool! *love eyes*
Soul: Well, leaving you to die wouldn't be very cool *smirks*
Me: *fangasms*
6 is living in your house.
Gaara: ...where do I sleep?
Me: In my room. No further questions?
Gaara: ...
You find 7's mobile phone (cell phone).
Me: *reads Alfred's text messages*
Alfred: *comes in* Dude, what are you doing?!?!
Me: *tosses phone to him* Sexting with England? That is so un-gentlemanly of him! AND non-heroic of you!
Alfred: O//////O
You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up
Naruto: Come on man, let's go train! I want to beat Sasuke! *pumps fists*
Me: ...*pulls him in my bed* Sleep. Now. *sleeps*
Naruto: *rape face*
9 kidnaps you
Me: *tied to a chair*
Russia: *picks up lead pipe* kolkolkol~
*insert rape scene here*
You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
Me: ...you're in my seat.
Sasuke: So?
Me: *yells* ATTENTION FANGIRLS, SASUKE IS IN MY SEAT AND IS COMPLETELY VULNERABLE!
1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Me: *crying my eyes out* L, I thought that you loved me me?!
Alfred: Dude, of course you love me! I'm the hero!
Romano: -_- *awkwardly pats my back*
2 and 9 are arguing.
Light: Of course I will reign over this world! I am righteous!
Russia: YHou will become with Russia, da?
Light: *writes in Death Note and waits 40 seconds*
Russia: *smiles* *Death Note explodes*
6 is molesting 3.
Gaara: *surrounds both in sand*
Naruto: It's not molestation if I like it! *smirks*
5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Me: *runs inside and looks around*
Soul: Help!
Sasuke: I don't need your help!
*both are trapped*
Me: ...*pulls out Soul and pushes him out of the building*
Soul:: *falls out the door just before the building explodes* NO! *slams fists on the ground* DAMMIT!
2 is invisible.
Light: *sneaks off to find out L's real name*
Me: ...Light, I odn't want to play Marco Polo with you anymore!
L: ...*points finger in Light's direction* Bang.
OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
Me: *clings to all 3*
*insert smut here*
3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
Japan: *balances bucket on doorway* America-san, herp me, prease?
Alfred: *knocks door open* DUDE, THIS CHIC'S GOT FRIED CHICKEN!
Japan: *bucket of water falls on his head* -_-
Me: What's up guys?
You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
Me: *sees* O_O
Romano: *punches Sasuke in the stomach* GET AWAY FROM ME, BASTARD!
Sasuke: Hmph, I thought that we had something for a moment there...*ninja poofs*
4 and 9 steal your boat.
Me: *presses button* *ejects Romano and Russia* *boat explodes*
While 5 and 7 rob your house.
America: *grabs my yaoi*
Soul: Hey America, what do you got there?
America: N-nothing! The hero doesn't have to tell you!
Soul: *sees the yaoi* ...that's not cool, man.
5 is robbing 2.
Soul: *grabs Death Note* *desk explodes*
Light: Just as planned.
You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Me: *glares at Sasuke* Let. Me. Go.
Sasuke: *cuts my cheek with a kunai knife* Not yet. *traces my cheek with the knife and licks at the blood*
Gaara: *comes in with sand and kicks Sasuke's ass*
1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.
L: *bites his thumb* ...there is a 71% chance that the girl may die.
Light: *yawns and stretches* L, it's just a movie. Relax. (*thinks* ...is this a trick? Does he think that I'm going to pull out the Death Note and write down the murderer's name? It's just a movie!)
Romano: *hides in a blanket* ...It's a fucking movie...The bastard isn't real...He's going to hell...It's a fucking movie...a cheesy, bloody, violent, movie...
You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
...*inserts foursome* *shot so hard* *takes it out and inserts a dramatic desert scene*
3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
Soul: *calls me*
Me: *answers* Hey. what's up.
Soul: Hey, can you help me with something?
Me: Sure, what is it?
Soul: ...Japan ran into Black Star...not cool.
Me: *facepalms* He's dead. Japan is dead.
1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
Me: Hey L, what's the chance of me posting this on youtube? *videotapes*
L: *awkwardly waves his arms* 85% chance, but if you're my friend, then you wouldn't post it!
America: No dude, let the hero show you how it's done! *rips off clothes and dances to Sexy and I Know It*
3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
Japan: *being his otaku self*
Soul: *finds pictures of SoulxMaka* *awkwardly buys one*
Russia: *takes pictures with fangirls*
Me: Wow, great costumes!
All 3: What costumes? O_O
You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
Me: ...are you guys going to rape me?
Everyone but me: It's not rape if you like it!
Me: ...
LET'S DO THIS!2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
Me: Wait, lemme get this straight, Light is in love with Soul who is in love with Naruto but Naruto is in love with Light. Light doesn't love Naruto back, Soul doesn't love Light back and Naruto doesn't love Soul back?
Soul: Dude, I'm not a homo.
Light: ...actually, I love L...
Naruto: *stalks Sakura, completely oblivious to everything*
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