Tell us how you would react to each saying!
You're such a wuss.
- Oh yeah?! YOU'RE A BITCH.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- Honey, do you even KNOW how stupid I am?
Your crush has a crush on me.
- ...You got 5 seconds to run bitch.
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math.
- BITCH PLEASE, I BE ASIAN BD
Hurry up would you?
- I'm coming right now!
You're so snobbish.
- Are you British? Who really says that?
Wanna settle this outside?
- Bitch, I box -_- You REALLY wanna go there? Fine, but you're gonna die.
You afraid of me?
- Bitch, I'm not afraid of ANYONE.
He/she loves me more!
- THERE IT GOES! THE LAST FUCK I GIVE!
You have bad grades.
- Yes, and that's a chair, and that's a desk, and that's your mom fucking the science teacher of your extra credit!
What if your crush told you... I have a crush on you.
- Then I would say hell yeah bitch, let's go out
I don't love you.
- NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP!
I think I love you already.
- Sorry bro, but you ain't the one for me *puts on cool shades*
Can I copy your answers?
- You'll fail, just warning you!
I think I have a crush on your friend.
I want to play a game.
Can I sit next to you?
- Sure, why the fuck not?
Would you like to dance with me?
- Why the fuck not?
I think you have a crush on me.
- BITCH. PLEASE.
You have a cute smile
- Nuh uh! *hides face*
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I'm awesome like that.
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark.
- Honey, I be home immediately after school
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school.
- Kailee and Abbie have all A's and Sophie has all S's
Go to bed early.
- Going to bed at 8 isn't good enough for you, huh mom?
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants.
- *does it and puts pot in the brownies*
Study hard, okay?
- AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU SO FUNNY
When I was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money.
- DID YOU HAVE 2 PESOS TO RUB TOGETHER?! I THINK NOT!
Why can't you be more like him?
- Because I'm a chick and no one's like me
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- BITCH PLEASE. YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME